I fuck on the first date

A joke that implies the person will attempt to have sex on the first date with whom they took on the date.

I told her "I fuck on the first date"

by Snicker Tits January 26, 2009

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

WAKE UP its the first of the month

One of Playboi Cartis songs

WAKE UP ITS THE FIRST OF THE MONTH

by Teki September 1, 2021

Threw out the first pitch

Jerking your dong in the bathroom of a stadium

I threw out the first pitch at Yankee stadium right on my hotdog

by Regina2323 August 4, 2015

Pushing the first domino

The act of sending to someone proof of copulation with their mother. So-called because this event sets of a chain of escalating reactions, including, but not limited to: simple battery, revenge fucks, petty vandalism, joyriding crashes, rumor generation, blatant sabotage of relationships and work, and serious violence. This requires that the proof be strong in nature, such as photographs, video, or loud audio. The public and visceral the proof, the stronger the domino reaction. It is not uncommon for bystanders to become involved in the toppling events.

The survivor/winner of such an event can usually lay claim to being the dominant partner in a froating relationship. Similarly, pushing the first domino can be construed as an act of froating, assuming that the initiator can maintain his status in the relationship.

Adapted from a common Cold War political theory which stated that when one nation "falls" to communism, others near it will do so as well.

I'm pushing the first domino; Mike's got the video of his mom and I in his emall inbox now.

by Halc Forstner July 8, 2011

SOFIA THE FIRST

Sofia the first is the best name ever yall if you ever got clowed for it when you were in school and you got called sofia the first you are cool.

Sofia the first is the best name ever.

by Astrxl July 22, 2021

Had Me In The First Half

When a female has a very attractive face, but her body just ain't it.

Bro that girl had me in the first half, she had a cute face but when I kept swiping through her photos I found out she was fat.

by gator wrangler April 28, 2021