When an automatic toilet's sensor is too sensitive and flushes a toilet while you're still seated, covering your ass in nasty toilet water.
Taking a dump and leaned forward to scratch my leg and I hear, "Whoosh." Damn toilet hit me with the Ohio Bidet.
by Stilldking June 09, 2019
When the contact of faeces with toilet water results in a splash of water directly hitting theanus while defecating.
Pablo: Man, I hate it when my ass gets hit with backsplash; especially when I’m squatting over a public toilet, avoiding ass cheek contact with the seat, like an MJ dance move.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
Mateo: It’s not so bad if it’s the backsplash bidet and the water hits you right in the asshole.
Tomas: Yeah, that makes for a quick and easy wipe.
by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas August 20, 2014
The act of washing your bum by:
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
Flushing > Waiting for it to fill back up > Then Splashing yourself with the new water.
by mispamc3 February 06, 2008
Act of cleansing one's anus scooping water from the toilet with your hand - instead of "standing dirty".
by Charlie Culella April 17, 2007
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
by Shuffy July 02, 2010
by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
by Jordo951 September 24, 2017