Bark up

To spark up a fag or spliff

Ayy bark up that spliff

by Mrmindyouown March 8, 2022

Barking Schneider

A man who has hit puberty early and has hair covering his whole body. Barking schneiders are usually found picking their gooches and howling at the night sky. They can also be seen frolicking with the noble kinceis. Rumors say the barking schneiders shlong is four times larger than its middle finger.

The barking schneiders closest non extinct relative is the saber tooth squirrel.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 3, 2013

park and bark

referring to performers who plant themselves in one spot and sing instead of moving around on stage.

1: He can't even put on a good show. There's no razzle, no dazzle. All he does is park and bark.

by Amadeus.Cho May 18, 2015

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

barking dogs

Very sore or tired feet.

I think we oughtta call it a day on this hike, Susan. I've got barking dogs!

by pentozali February 28, 2008

Barking Salmon

The act of making your sex partner (female) puke while having sex with her doggy style for the purposes of contracting and squeezing her vaginal walls. The reference comes from the twitching and contortions that the female makes while puking that looks like a salmon flopping upstream.

Bob finally got Sally to perform a barking salmon last night and things got a little messy.

by VonVytis January 20, 2006

barking at ants

v. vomiting outside, especially on a sidewalk.

Sue drank 14 cups of trashcan punch at the party, and on the way to the car she was barking at ants for ten minutes.

by TBea April 22, 2008