thanksgiving ready 

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

thanksgiving ready by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Thanksgiving break 

The excuse for teachers to give out long ass homeworks and projects that will take you more than 1 week to finish.

me: yeah man thanksgiving break is coming, cant wait to bust a nut and eat turky
Teachers: ha ha fuck you, heres 1000 pages of essay you need to write and 20 rojects you need to do before december 1st
me: fuck

Thanksgiving break by it cant be November 10, 2020

Thanksgiving break 

Freedom for 11 days

WOooo it's thanksgiving brEak

Thanksgiving break by DudeBroKowski November 18, 2021

thanksgiving boat 

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.

Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.

thanksgiving boat by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010

Thanksgiving Dinner 

When a girl (or guy) is on their hands and knees while taking one dick orally and one anally. As they climax, they shoot their come onto the back of the person they are fucking. If there is a fourth person, they proceed to eat what's on the "table" with a spoon.

My best friend and I gave your mom and sister Thanksgiving Dinner last night even though it's July. It was a blast!

Thanksgiving Dinner by azzkicker May 4, 2010

Thanksgiving Day

Stuffing-your-face-day - in the US the 4th Thursday in November - in Canada the second Monday in October. Basically to celebrate the Pilgrim's slaughtering of the Indians year after year.

One Maerican: What are you thankful for?
Other American: I am thankful for the help and all the food the Pequot Indians gave us when we started settling this land. What are you thankful for?
One American: I am thankful for slaughtering those very same Indians only a few years after!

Thanksgiving Day by Ghostwriter4u November 26, 2003

Thanksgiving glutton 

one who eats too much on Thanksgiving Day.

Not all become Thanksgiving gluttons on Thanksgiving Day.

Thanksgiving glutton by uttam maharjan November 26, 2011