Definitions by BIG-MEAT

shitty wet roller 

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.

"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"

shitty wet roller by BIG-MEAT March 11, 2010

thanksgiving boat 

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.

Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.

thanksgiving boat by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010