2 definitions by BIG-MEAT

shitty wet roller

A fatish man shits his pants, and then he sits on top of a smaller man. He then proceeds to lie on the ground while the smaller man pisses on his bum cheeks where the shit is.

"Hey! That large man is giving a shitty wet roller to that midget on the bus!"

by BIG-MEAT March 12, 2010

thanksgiving boat

To gobble like a turkey while motor boatin' a womans chest.

Brad wanted to thanksgiving boat Nikki soo bad, but we all laughed at him the rest of the year.

by BIG-MEAT March 7, 2010