BEANS TESTING

More commonly known in polite circles as the sperm count.

"I have just been to the wank lab to get my tadpole soup beans tested".
"That cunt is blowing skimmed milk, he needs beans testing"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

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Testify

Testify means lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation. Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification. Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.

Person 1: Did you see Robert last night? He was definitely trying to testify.

Person 2: Oh do you think he received?

Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.

by jHoFoSho September 15, 2011

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testing the waters

Testing waters is workout champs who try 2 sets squatting and never use the exercise ever in lifetime again.

Jessica workout mania champ tried 2 sets of testing the waters barbell squats and has never touched the exercise again in lifetime. Hecne the term for workout champs trying squatting in weightlifting 2 wimpy testing the waters sets.

by Robbie Robinson August 21, 2009

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Server Stress Testing

Testing your own network security through various methods such as DDoS.

Server Stress Testing is absolutely critical to understanding your network's security and where it needs improvement. Server Stress Testing takes your website offline so you can keep it online more in the future!

I used NovalyTech.com stresser to ddos my servers network. This is a method of server stress testing.

by NovalyTech.com January 21, 2015

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