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Testin'

Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.
1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."
by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test

I went through The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test
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Test Engineer

A pessimistic scapegoat, whose job is verification and validation, that is blamed for every problem they identify during a test.
It's that Test Engineer's fault we didn't meet schedule.
by Syd Crowe August 22, 2019
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Teslik

A brand of shoes apparently very popular with Latvian athlethes.
"Running. Throwing. Lifting big things. Teslik. That's alright with me, man."
by wbamo! September 13, 2021
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Tesladdiction

noun

1. the condition of being addicted to driving your Tesla;

2. a repeated, intense and uncontrollable pervasive thought pattern and associated feelings of deep longing (best described as 'cravings') which one feels, wherein the afflicted finds her/himself utterly consumed by their desire to drive their Tesla whenever separated from it for more than 8 hours;

3. the state of being enslaved to driving your Tesla such that it has become psychologically or physically habit-forming to such an extent that its cessation causes emotional pain;

4. the mental fixation resulting from a dopamine rush which is excreted whenever a Tesla driver depresses the car’s accelerator
Dr. Seriouslyuneedadetox said at this point my Tesladdiction has grown too intense to be treated on an outpatient basis, as a result of my admission that I experienced overwhelming tingling sensations of elation upon realizing my tropical vacation was finally over and soon I would be home driving my Tesla again.
by FrunkieJunkie April 16, 2019
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Tester

When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.
C'mon, we gotta get down to 53rd! The Felson crew is putting out testers today!
by soe77 December 29, 2010
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The Fitnessgram™ Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

I remember last year I had to do the FitnessGram™ Pacer Test in Middle School and everyone laughed at me because I ran until I collapsed.
by Alt12321 May 28, 2016
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