Tombstone 69

While engaged in the standing 69 position, you pull out while ejaculating and slam her on her head WWE style.

I'm pretty sure the tombstone 69 move I put on Jamie last night left her permenantly brain dead.

by Gunner61 October 4, 2008

Tomball High School

A disgusting school built in the 1300's, Majoroity population of white, inbred, ugly, retarted, dipping, cowboy boot and tight jean wearing, faggots whoe all drive trucks and listen to country music while enjoying a six pack of $2 keystone light

Whats that you go to Tomball High School? Oh well thats cool some body has to lose every football game in the season.

by BALLER BOYD July 16, 2009

69 Tombstone

When you are doing 69, but once you have blown your load into her mouth you perform the popular wrestling finisher "The Tombstone Piledriver" thus knocking her out so you dont have to have after sex talk and you can just go to sleep.

Jane - "Fuck me John, ive got a banging headache. I didnt even drink that much last night."

John - "Maybe you drank more than you remember, and we did do a 69 tombstone, i mean 69"

Jane - "Yeah Maybe"

by Rob123 February 14, 2008

Tomboy

A girl that loves games football and hates pink dresses and that stuff,but she is really fun

Wow,nikki is such a tomboy!

by VollyXOXO May 28, 2016

tomboo

Tomboo is the ship name between Tommyinnit and Ranboo, but that's weird..

"I love Tomboo!, they would make a good coup-"
"God, you're fucking weird

by lkaoiss October 6, 2021

Atomic Tombustion

When somebody does not realize what they do is wrong or offensive in general. Instead of apologizing, they will see themselves as the victim of the situation, no matter what they have done and the accusing person is deemed the offender.
It is a cause of ones ego to become so large that their remaining pieces of common sense start to decrease, turning you into a big selfish and arrogant dick.

Person1: My friend is always an asshole to me and my other friends, whenever we tell him that we don't like being treated like this anymore he just tells us to have some understanding
Person2: I assume he gets really mad too?

Person1: Yeah.. I don't understand why he never aplogizes but expects everyone else to.
Person2: He's got Atomic Tombustion then, tragic.

by Raven69 August 6, 2011

Sealing The Tomb

After a girl passes out from a drunken incident you work your magic. Release your love seed over her eyeballs and let it set. Use a hair dryer to completely harden the seal and there you have it. You have sealed the tomb!

"After John roofied that girl he sealed the tomb."

"Steve sealed the tomb with me and I couldn't see for over a week."

"Dude my girlfriend is so awesome, last night she passed out and I sealed the Tomb!"

"My best friend spent all summer sealing the tomb."

by John Zayus. August 20, 2009