snakeoil

An item for sale which does not produce the advertised effects.

I bought this medicine from a guy on the street, but it doesnt work, i can't believe i fell for that snakeoil.

by mistersteve2007 March 24, 2008

Black Snake Moan

That one dark thought or memory, that's always there, no matter how hard you try to forget. Comes back when you're feeling low, and escalates your low to a whole new level of dark.

"That voice in my head,

every time I think it's gone,

it comes howling back.

Calls me when I'm ailing,

when I can't find my way home.

Lost in the pines

I calls it the Black Snake Moan." Lazarus Redd

by Pseudonomnomnomnom January 9, 2013

Snake Island

This small island in the Black Sea is where Ukrainian heroes were made. When the Russians threatened the Ukrainians on February 24, 2022 at this island with their missile cruiser Moskva, the Ukrainians responded with the famous phrase, "Russian warship, go fuck yourself". Two moths after that incident, the Russian warship Moskva that attacked the island fucked itself by Ukrainian missiles in the Black Sea. Even more, when the Russians attempted to occupy the island with their military, the Ukrainians repeatedly bombed the Russian military to ashes on the island. It then came to the point where Russia withdrew from the island and Ukraine raised their flag on Snake Island once more.

SLAVA UKRAINI!

The Ukrainians on Snake Island are absolutely fearless.

by RFRC-- July 5, 2022

Snake River Canyon

Evil Knievel's famous jump that broke him. In honor of his baddassness (also a word), Snake River canyon is when you gape a girls asshole and dangle your penis in it while shaking it like a wriggling snake.

I went to April's place last night, and after sperm whaleing in her back door, I gave her a Snake River Canyon for an encore!!

by Dr. Plito D'Awesome May 3, 2009

snakeback

Mormon shadow-cultist

Fucking snakebacks married my 13 year old daughter!

by God wank November 27, 2017

snake in the couch

An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.

My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 18, 2019

fake it while you snake it

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.

I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020