swervin

to slip out of a kiss by moving sideways, generally referring to when boys make a move in the club

girl 1: so he bought you drinks all night?

girl 2: yeah but when he went in for the kiss I was swervin' him so hard

by boxhead. July 7, 2014

swervebank

A douchebag you see hagning out with a hot girl.

You and your boy are walking down the sidewalk and pass a complete douche (usually a jock or emo kid or a metro douche) whose going out with a hot girl and you'd rather be with her instead of the douchebag. So in order to tell your boy that you utter, or many times yell, SwerveBANK!

*OMG dude did oyu see that girl at the party last night?
-yeah dude but she was with a total swervebank.
*fuck it dude lets go curbstomp that swervebank and find that girl.
-YERF!!!! (*see YERF for further comprehension.)

by Nick Stark August 16, 2006

swervousness

The fear of running over squirrels.

While driving through a leafy neighborhood, he experienced swervousness after narrowly missing a furry rodent darting across his path.

by John Strasius May 25, 2007

Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

by Arial3535 August 26, 2020

learning swerve

learn·ing swerve
noun
noun: learning swerve; plural noun: learning swerves

the unpredictable and inconsistent rate of a person's progress, or lack thereof, in gaining experience or new skills.

"Nancy experienced a severe learning swerve when attempting to use the new version of her phone's OS."

by Wisani November 30, 2014

soft swerve

This is the act of getting your swerve on in a less obvious way, but in just as an impressive and enjoyable way.

No one was aware of how much fun and trouble April had gotten into last night since she is all about the soft swerve.

by von groovy September 2, 2017

Job Swervers Allowance

The term Job Seekers Allowance is more accurately represented with the modern day variation of Job Swervers Allowance.

As created by G and J Roberts

“I’ve been on the Job Swervers Allowance for the last 28 years and I have no intention of getting a job... innit”

by J Roberts May 29, 2018