stumbling drunk

when you drink and you start not giving a shit about how you walk and start stumbling

me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!

by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016

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Stumblejoy

To come unexpectedly or by chance upon something pleasurable; unexpected pleasure; pleasantly surprised.

“When we booked our stay at the hotel, we had no idea our favorite band would be playing a gig there. Pure stumblejoy.”

by SalvyZ May 19, 2019

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Mario, “Tony loves to Stumble Brag, he’s always telling stories like how drunk he gets like once he drank a whole bottle of tequila and then four vodkas, and woke up in the garden with no idea how he got home”
Luigi, “he once told me the police knocked on his door and told him they had stopped him the night before and while they were checking him he jumped in a car and drove off. He insisted it wasn’t him, until they pointed out the dented police car parked in his garage.”

by ROxford March 15, 2021

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Shumbles

another way of saying youre in shambles, but its so much worse than that

often a captioned on a crying or fed up picture of sapnap or karl jacobs.

gp*gc was in shumbles last night
you mean shambles?

no. SHUMBLES.

by mamma12323 April 16, 2021

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stumbledancing

When you've been drinking while listening to great music while drunk, and think you're dancing fantastically but you're so drunk you're pretty much just stumbling around the room in somewhat approximation to the beat of the music.

"Look at that fool stumbledancing all around the discotech!"

by Dr. Bighead March 26, 2022