Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009

second strife

Second strife is the anguish one feels when participating in Second Life and having no one to talk to but 14-year-old noobs with no life experience and who think that they are so cool because they have such a stylish but unoriginal avatar.

"I was on SL the other day and felt mega second strife. When will our species go extinct? WHEN???"

by gregjockca June 6, 2007

Stiff Tissue

When a man ejaculates into a tissue and accidentally leaves the tissue to lay around. When it is found later, it is usually very stiff and not bendable.

Aww man! Steve left a stiff tissue on the bathroom floor!

by Dr. Winston O' Boogie March 6, 2008

stiffing

To fail to pay someone what you owe them or should have rightfully paid them but didn’t technically owe.

He was stiffing his waitress by not tipping her after ordering a 100dollar meal.

by rsaylors June 3, 2006

Stiff-Nasty

A word meaning "awesome." or "Sick." It's basically used to describe something, but can also be used to describe someone.

YO, that car is fucking stiff-nasty brooo! I would so trade in my Mercedes for it!

by WaNtEdAmErIcAn December 2, 2010

Stiff Little Fingers

Great Irish punk band. Many wonderful songs about English colonization in Northern Ireland. "Alternative Ulster" is the best song in the world.

Stiff Little Fingers rocks

by Leandro October 26, 2004

Cloud Strife

Character of Final Fantasy VII, often regarded as one of the most popular and recognizable characters the video game industry has ever seen. Most noted for the love triangle between him, Aeris and Tifa, and off course *lol* his Spikey Hair

Cloud is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003