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Stool Tool

A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
Girl: "I swear to God he is SUCH a stool tool!"
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
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Stoolied

Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.
" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "

"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
by OniBee September 18, 2020
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increased stool output

when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
oh man after i ate that burrito yesterday i had increased stool output for hours!
by nympsued July 25, 2009
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Groom of the Stool

The servant that wipes the King’s ass after he takes a shit.
After the King contracted food poisoning, the Groom of the Stool had their work cut out for them.
by The Real Joulie November 15, 2022
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Stool Surfing

The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
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Stooler

A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.
Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?

Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....

Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?
by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008
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Bowling Green Bar Stool

The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool

Mike- You lucky Bastard
by S Daddy April 9, 2008
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