A tool who dose not pick up on rejectment by the person they are trying to impress. In order to covey the rejectment you must be so blunt with them that you might as well be hitting them with a stool.
by _letters_and_words_ March 11, 2016
Get the Stool Tool mug.Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.
" Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? "
"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
"Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!"
by OniBee September 18, 2020
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when you dont want people to know you have diarrhea you call it increased stool output or ISO for short
by nympsued July 25, 2009
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Get the Groom of the Stool mug.The act of making full use of modern smartphone technology to skive work by surfing the internet whilst sat on the toilet doing your own download.
Boss. "Where's that teaboy gone, I haven't seen him for ages"?
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
Me. "He will be sat on the bog stool surfing".
Boss. "When he gets back I'll cram that phone so far up his cornhole he won't sit down for a week"!
Me. "I think he'd like that too".
by Zenyk July 1, 2014
Get the Stool Surfing mug.A fan of the Pittsburgh Steeler NFL franchise that is so hardcore, he would literally eat the Stool of Art Rooney, Terry Bradshaw, Ben Rothleisburger, Hines Ward, Etc, etc.
Rick: Did you see the way Ben played Yesterday?
Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....
Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?
Corbin: Yea, he is the best of all time! Better than Joe Montana, Carson Palmer, Brett Farve, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning....
Marty: Man, you guys are Hardcore Stoolers. Do you prefer nutty or liquid?
by Marty S from CA April 22, 2008
Get the Stooler mug.The act of a male sitting on a bar stool, and spinning around, while 4-5 girls kneel beside it and take turns sucking him off
Brady- Dude I met these girls at Sky Bar and then took them home and did the Bowling Green Bar Stool
Mike- You lucky Bastard
Mike- You lucky Bastard
by S Daddy April 9, 2008
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