Stitch Fucking 

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.

Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.

Stitch Fucking by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

stitch licker 

a person who gets their rocks off by bj-ing a man after his circumcision (sp?)

OUCH, my girlfriend a a stitch licker

stitch licker by Matt January 9, 2004

stitch up 

What one does before a night out on the town. Dressing for the occasion..stitch up..get dressed.

Yo, Tyrone you slack ass bitch. Stitch up and lets book.

stitch up by dvb911 August 18, 2004

Stitch Fuck 

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.

I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!

Stitch Fuck by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016

Stitch Breaker 

Someone who helped you recover from your last failed relationship, but turns around and either cheats on you or breaks your heart again.

"UGH, He/She is such a STITCH BREAKER!
"He helped me break up with my ex and he just went and cheated on me! He is such a stitch Breaker.

Stitch Breaker by Kiwi Chan April 24, 2020

Stitch Cake 

A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.

Dude, that scene was so funny, I coughed out a stitch cake.

Stitch Cake by heccboi April 20, 2021

stitch maniac

A stitch maniac is a person that is obsessed about the character stitch from the Disney show “lilo and stitch”. The obsession involves buying every piece of merchandise known to man.

To buy that much merch, they must be a stitch maniac

stitch maniac by Kitkat and Stitch June 3, 2026