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Boner stretch

When you stretch out your entire body out to your toes and then it makes your penis feel good so you get a boner
" I hate when I boner stretch right before the teacher calls me up to the white-board"
by Matt Stazjic October 3, 2016
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Star Belly Sneetche

Some one who thinks they are more entitled and better then someone else
(Comes from the doctor sues book "The Sneetches")
Bro stop being a fucking Star Belly Sneetche
by Cuppy315 December 15, 2016
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Sneetch

Of Dr. Seuss fame, a large yellow bird that may or may not have a blue star on it's belly.

Colloquially a person or thing that offends. Can also be an event that pisses you off.
"That no star Sneetch!"

"Dude! Your mom just got sent to Auschwitz!!!"
"Sneetch!"

"Ha ha! I replaced your shampoo with actual poo!"
"You fucking Sneetch!"

"We're gonna be late for the plane!"
"Sneetch!"

"Corrissa wrecked your car"
"That sneetch ass motherfucker!"

"Who's the Sneetch that ate all the popcorn?"
by Invisa-sneetch June 23, 2009
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stretchberry

Busted blood vessels in the anus of a male or female caused by frequent anal sex.
Evan's hemrhoid problems were proceded by numerous painful stretchberries.
by WordDr. May 23, 2005
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Stretchy Roger

A sexual act in which a male or female takes the vagina of a female and stretches it out with both hands. The full "Stretchy Roger" would be to complete the act of stretching the vagina over your head like a hat.
Man, I can't believe Billy and Emily pulled off a Stretchy Roger last night.
by 1Mudkip88 December 9, 2010
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stretch your neck

The act of moving your neck in a direction usually to get a better look at something. Also sometimes used as a cheat code in the Google dinosaur game.
Person A: Can you see what going on over there?
Person B: No, but you should stretch your neck and see.
by Sup532 January 2, 2018
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Luna Stretch

A stretch where one (usually a male) lifts his arms up into the air, exposing his navel and often times hairy stomach since it is mostly frequently done by bald Newspaper advisors.
Rocio: I totally just saw your Newspaper teacher's stomach!

Joseph: Duh, it's called a Luna stretch.
by ROWCHEETOS April 9, 2010
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