Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007

Starving Dick

An expression to describe immense hunger

Dude, let's get some food. I'm starving DICK.

by TheBrohaan August 22, 2010

spaving

Spending to Save. With many discount cards at supermarkets, credit card discounts, and bulk warehouse stores like Sams Club, you can only reap the benefits, namely saving, by spending.

I spaved all day at the mall and walked away with an entire fall waredrobe for 50% off retail

by Dan Faltyn (on behalf of my sister the original spaver) October 13, 2004

Filipino Savings Time (FST)

(noun) refers to the adjustment made on the actual expected time to account for Filipino time.

Mark wants to start his show at exactly 8:00PM and expects everyone to be there already. Since his audience might consist of Filipinos, he announces his show to start at Filipino Savings Time (FST) 7:00PM instead, taking to consider the usual Filipino Time.

by Andrei "CodeCalibre" June 20, 2010

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

Third world starving

The feeling after nausea and stomach cramps, leaving you weak and immobile; your insides collapsing, devouring you within.

"I feel as though my insides have collapsed and are eating me from the inside out, I shouldn't have skipped breakfast...I am so freaking third world starving!"

by abodon August 31, 2013

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010