Swansoned

Completely wasted. Passed the point of no return. So drunk you are unable to function.

Brad got swansoned in Galveston, he was so bad we almost took him to the hospital.

by Jackson23mj June 18, 2014

stansen

A realist person you could ever have.

Stansen will always be there for you no matter what the situation is.

by Jacksabato March 14, 2017

Dirty Stanton

When you finger a girls butthole instead of her vag by mistake only to realize it when you lick your fingers.

Man 1: Dude i fingered tht hot girl last night.
Man 2:Dude she told me you fingered her asshole!! Hahaha
Man 1: Holy shit dude i just pulled a DIRTY STANTON

by Its NACHOS BITCH September 14, 2011

Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty June 2, 2018

Sansone

Pronounced Sans-own
To completely interupt a conversation between two people by iterjecting an unrelated topic.

person 1 to person 2: so I says to him, "it smells interesting but not like something I would ever want to eat".
person 3: I have a corn on my big toe.
person 2 to person 1: dude, person 3 just sansoned your ass

by Chaosdub October 17, 2008

Stanonamous

suffix. adj. - any object having superior attributes to its root

ex. hafes- not so good... hafestanonamous- unbelieveable

by Mark Falcon April 26, 2007

Swanson

When you are not enjoying a blow job, usually because of the excess use of teeth and you proceed to finish off on the person's face.

Gwen was totally using too much teeth last night so I swansoned the shit out of her!

by 8==========DD October 18, 2011