stab the apple

When the purpose of putting your penis in a girls mouth is not for oral sex but purely to see how far down her throat your penis will go.

Baxter: Hey Isaac, you gonna get a BJ tonight?
Isaac: Naw man, I’m just gonna stab the apple.
Baxter: Niiice 🤘🏼

by Bombin Baxter May 3, 2018

stab it up

Penis and vagina making love Jamaican men will say bend over let me stab it up

Tek off ya draws keza and let me stab it up 💋

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

stab in the anus

anything that is extremly painful.

My divorce was a stab in the anus.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009

Stab Shack

A secondary residence or borrowed home where one takes another person for sex when they don't want that person to know their primary residence.

"I picked her up at this bar and took her to my stab shack downtown. She was hot but a total stalker so at least she doesn't know where I live"

"Brad let's me use his place as a stab shack when he's out of town."

by Mr_Hand November 6, 2009

stab your shit

Stabbing someone in the gut so hard that the object used in said stabbing protrudes out of the victims ass.

That guy in V for Vendetta will stab your shit.

by Jimmy Timebomb February 20, 2013

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015