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Squirty

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 21, 2024
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Squirty White Love Piss

Squirty white love piss is a word for a man’s spunk or semen
When you say to your lady, “Let me spread your legs and squirt your belly with my squirty white love piss, whilst my balls whack up against your anal piece”
by DrMogsy February 1, 2026
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Squirmy legs

When your legs get such a pain and you have to keep moving your legs.
I can’t go to bed, I’ve got squirmy legs
by Squirmy 1 April 29, 2025
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robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas October 7, 2016
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Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
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Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
by Disney Dad May 4, 2022
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Rhubarb Squirty

When you die and your soul possesses a racist doll.
Bro I woke up today in a black doll. Total rhubarb squirty.
by Jared Subway February 28, 2026
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