Squirtle

A female who becomes a fucking hose, when they reach there climax.

Wow, i never knew you were a squirtle.

by YeeticusYaMum February 4, 2019

Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up

ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled

by knee swinger April 24, 2022

Squirtle

A player so bad at TWDS he just wants commendation points and doesn't care about his clan

Fuck him, he is doing a squirtle getting to that camp early

by RescueRick November 14, 2022

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

Squirtling

When you and your significant other squirt at the same time in front of each other

Jesse: me and my girl were having such a good time and we ended up squirtling!
Amanda: damn, good shit! I wish my girl would do that for me!

by Iminschoolandbored April 13, 2022

Squirtle

A sex move, you make her squirt with a squirtle Pokémon card.

Last night I squirtled her

by anonymous March 1, 2021

Squirtle

A wet vagina that squirts out liquid

My girlfriend had a squirtle last night!

by Bo bell June 7, 2021