squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

by dan and adam June 24, 2007

Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

by Calahan August 13, 2010

Squidward

A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.

Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again

*Smexy orgasm*

by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 2, 2020

squidward tennisballs

Squidward Tennisballs is a cashier and employee at the Krusty Krab in Bikini Bottom. He dislikes his two neighbors, Patrick Square and Spongebill Roundpants. He enjoys fine dining and art, and plays the clarinet.

"Hey, have you heard of Squidward Tennisballs?"
"You mean tentacles?

by notarealperson111 January 14, 2021

squizzard

a large poop

i layed a squizzard in my pants after eating a big sloppy mac from Mcdonalds

by the shit March 19, 2003

squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants

i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night

by dann is the man June 24, 2007

Squidward

A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.

Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL

by Funnyguy 89898 January 14, 2010