Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

Squeezies

A hilariously sexual sounding word, that can be used in place of blowjob, footjob, canoodling, muff butt willies, or rimmy. No singular form can be made. And Definently not a hug stop foolin.

Negotiator: what are your demands?
Jamaal: I want a fast car, and a plane at the airport waiting for me. I want fifty grand cash, a private island, and some squeezies.

by 2HitlersLolzing@aJew February 3, 2013

squeeze the charmin

to take a dump or shit.

After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

by Mr. Whipple March 29, 2006

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Latest Squeeze

Latest boyfriend/girlfriend. Not a serious relationship.

Matt: I've got a girlfriend.
Sarah: Ah, your latest squeeze?

by Miako_Samuio September 14, 2009

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010

Squeeze and Squish

The act of mutually groping another person. Generally more on the pg-13 side of things, but can also be used to describe more overtly sexual gropings.

She was the first girl I ever played Squeeze and Squish with.

by Banana42 April 18, 2010