Sloring

Partaking in risky sex with a nasty easy crackrat slut

Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.

by BachedMan May 4, 2018

Sporting The Big V

To sport the big V is to still have one's virginity, to be a virgin

"Hey Chris, Did you know that Jess is still sporting the big V?!"

by samuwel April 26, 2006

sporting hoods

the act of having an uncircumsized penis.

Me, chris, and nick are all sporting hoods

by pjmcphats July 1, 2006

lane splitting

Driving between lanes on highways and/or roads. Usually performed on a motorcycle.

Daaaay-um dog, you seen that nigga split lanes on his 1300?

by Alkan April 27, 2003

dick's sporting goods

A national chain of stores specializing in sports related stuff. Shoes, clothes, and equipment for any major sport or american passtime. With their major sponsors being Nike, Under Armour, and ESPN, if you see some white guy wearing or using something either on ESPN or ESPN2 or even Fox Sports, you can probably find it at Dick's. The main layout of most if not all stores is the same; excluding ofcourse for seasonal set changes and occasional set-up destruction by stupid ass kids who's parents are too busy looking at North Face appareal to watch them. The shopping atmosphere is ideal, as the employees DO NOT work on commision and dont breathe down your neck urging you to make add-on buys or applying for their damn credit programs. Rather, they are always easy to find as they wear those horrible green shirts, and typpicaly have a better-than-average knowledge of their products. That being said, this place isnt cheap. They only sell good shit and they know it. Occasionaly you'll hear some jack-ass redneck trying to barter a price with one of the employees, but they dont give two shits, and next you hear the retard yelling, demanding to see a manager. And if you stick around long enough, you can watch the manager tell the dumb-ass off and send them on thier merry way. So bring money!

Preppy Skank: Hey! I need new shoes for school and me and my hoes are going to dick's sporting goods, do you wanna come?

Jock Douche: Yeah! Then I could pick up a gun, new swim trunks, And some weights all at once!!

by shadowm626 March 2, 2009

Dick's Sporting Goods

The main commercial supplier of hardcore condoms.

Dick's Sporting Goods? Yeah, that place is where I get my acid lubed condoms. Great place.

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes August 27, 2017

sporting cane

To have an erection a.k.a. "wood". Coined by Stephen Colbert.

I was sporting cane after seeing the new Jessica Alba flick.

by EvanB September 25, 2007