Splendid Splenda

This is an arts-n-crafts project with scissors so don't let the kiddies try this one. Everybody has or has had "the girl next door" at some point. Take an empty resealable bag of Splenda, cut a hole in it for your shaft, ring the girl's door bell and when she answers, say, "Hey, can I borrow some Splenda? I'm all out." Once the last letter of "out" leaves your mouth, open the bag and reveal the prize inside. Your day should now get exponentially better. :)

He had been talking to this chick his whole life because he lives next door to her. So, he finally grew a pair and gave her (or pulled a) Splendid Splenda.

by Dr. House Call August 4, 2010

Spendship

A situation where you are stuck shopping with a "friend" who only likes you for your money.

I thought it would be a fun trip to the mall, but my day with Jane ended up becoming a spendship.

by peajay97 October 27, 2010

splendideries

Nice, swell things. Things that make you happy and smiley. Things that are in jest.

"Lets talk about our inane splendideries and be friends."

by DifferentStuff June 6, 2012

splendiferrous

Splendid, amazing, awesome, but more intense and steely. Stemming from "splendid" and "ferrous" (latin root pertaining to iron)

Being a Plebe at the United States Naval Academy is a splendiferrousexperience.

by MIDN 4/C C.D. September 8, 2012

Splendiferus

Some one or something being great, and awesome. A great word to use if you want to look life a know-it-all

Today had been Splendiferus

by Joy9033 March 3, 2019

splendiferous

similar to dank, this term is used to refer specifically to strains of weed that are created specifically to get you the most high you've ever been

"Bro, this is some splendiferous green," he said.

by dudebrofromdudetown March 20, 2019

Splendidest

The Most Splendid/More Splendid.

My Splendidest day was when everything went as I would have planned, yet I need not plan anything.

by Mun Ki Tron August 12, 2019