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staining the deck

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010
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'splainin' to do

A direct allusion to the 1950's American sitcom, I LOVE LUCY. In the show, the American protagonist (Lucille Ball) has a husband (Desi Arnaz) who is Cuban-born, and who occasionally makes some unintentionally humorous gaffes with English. One of these is his curious pronunciation of the word "explaining", which he always pronounces "'splainin'".
A frequent theme on the show was his discovering an entangled deception of his wife's, whereupon he'd intone sternly to her: "Lucy, I think you've got some 'splainin' to do."

Today people use the phrase both as a fond allusion to a cherished TV show, but as a way to imply that another person is at fault with something and needs to come clean.
Example 1. When the rock group successfully showed that their record company had not promoted their poorly-selling album sufficiently, the suits at the company had some serious 'spainin' to do.

Example 2. My Rolex, my computer and my car are all gone... and you've got a bad heroin problem? I'd say you have some 'splainin' to do!
by david lincoln brooks August 5, 2008
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Oyster Splashing

When two lesbians engage in the act or oral sex, hence stimulating each other's clitori. Often mistaken for turnip tickling, but this is different: turnip tickling is usually done with the hands. Also referred to as eating out, this is not to be confused with going out for seafood.
Lesbian 1: "Hey babe, you down for some oyster splashing?"

Lesbian 2: "You mean seafood?"

Lesbian 1: "No babe." *Wink*

Lesbain 2: I don't get it...
by A.J. Campbell February 11, 2009
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Splicing the main brace

Come on Roders its about time we started splicing the main brace.
by spanglish3 April 15, 2009
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Splamining your Spleeds

To describe having friends over and they're all stoned as fuck and doing dumb but funny shit
Wibigiblades..
Ok bro stop splamining your spleeds
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
by Aptolpraidolweeds December 9, 2020
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splorning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?
by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008
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sraining

The proper terminology for a snowy, rainy mix.
It's sraining outside!
Don't you mean sleeting?

No... it's sraining. Snowing and raining. Duh!
by dabug0620 January 10, 2011
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