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splatjob

i.. i dont know im worried that you've been seeing too much
stewie: "hey brian, whats a splatjob?"
brian: "i...i dont know stewie im worried that you've been seeing too much"
by anonymous May 18, 2022
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Splash for the gash

The process of applying aftershave, with the purpose of attracting a female.
"Ready to go out?"
"One minute, just need to Splash for the Gash."
"Good idea."
by number16 January 19, 2014
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splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
my brother is a result of a splashback baby.
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
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Ghetto Splash

The art of riding your dual sport motorcycle with unsuspecting dumbasses, and when they get close enough you jump off the road into the most filthy mud hole you can find,drenching them in the nastiest most stagnant water known to man.Hopefully it has tampons and dirty diapers floating in it. usually in a ghetto environment
wow, you really Ghetto Splashed Ted good. What an idiot. Josh too
by racer corky August 14, 2010
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Pearl (splatoon)

Pearl Houzuki (Hime in Japanese) Is an inkling and is one of the members of Off The Hook, a fictional idol group (her partner being Marina Ida) in the game Splatoon 2 released on the Nintendo switch... she also has a big forehead and is a literally trash gremlin... I lover her so much
Pearl (Splatoon) is my favorite character!
Idk why some people don’t like Pearl (Splatoon) , she’s great
JUST APPRECIATE PEARL GODDAMNIT
by Rat_Lord April 7, 2021
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splankers

Wicked, excellent, insouciant - the coolest way of saying 'cool'.
Wow, that guy just kicked a load of chips out of a wall! That's maximum splankers!
by DogfinderGeneral December 13, 2018
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splash waterfalls

To get that pussy like a slip n slide, also a hot song by the one and only Ludacris
John: "Yo man did you take home roxanne last night?"
Jer: "Yea bro, she had those splash waterfalls, slid into that shit like a thief in the night."
by Sensei Splash April 12, 2017
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