Splack

A large possetting performed by a baby. Projected rather than dripping. Not to be confused with Splick, a much lesser form. A Splack is easily differered from a splick by the noise as it hits a solid floor.

oh no, Baby has Splacked!

by JPMAY October 30, 2007

splackcident

(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally ejaculates into his partners vagina, typically resulting in pregnancy.

"Dude I think I forgot to pull out last night!"

"Oh shit man you better go get some plan B after that splackcident."

by Dadaddy October 4, 2016

shlackook

The event where two men repeatedly slap their anus' aginst eachother until the end of time. this is a contract that is often made between two clans in the hookakafala region.

Sir, may we take part in Shlackook to form the peace treaty?

by ImBlackISwear October 25, 2018

splack

basically any type of stolen car

yo when i pull up hop in da splack

by jymgangmd September 7, 2019

splacky

When you shooting a jumper and make it

Instead of saying, "Kobe"before you shoot, after you make it you say, "Splacky"

Maurice pulled up for a 3, splashed that bitch and said, "Splacky" before it even went in.

by Headband Don October 17, 2019

shlackahomie

When you shlack off your secretly gay teammate in the locker room before a big game

Hey, the game is about to start. Let’s do a shlackahomie.

by Donkeysarepeopletoo April 17, 2020

Shplacked

The act by way of which a person is duped or finagled or shenaniganed out of their shiznit or given some severely cut or counterfeit substitute in its place

Phil said you got to be leery of these m************ out here you turn around for half a second and you end up shplacked

by Not Phillip February 27, 2021