The Best Friend Speech

The speech given (usually to a guy) by a girl when he's started a relationship with her "best friend"

"Mate, i'm in deep shit... i spent last night with jane but i really am not intrested in a relationship"

"Yeah so what's wrong"

"Ellie gave me the best friend speech"

"she..."

"yeah..., the...'thing is...she's my best friend, if you fuck her around I will castrate you and stick your balls so far down your throat you'll be shitting cum for a month...' speech"

by sickboy101 May 17, 2010

After Dinner Speech

A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.

Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.

Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.

by KEJIAN March 2, 2009

Play me or Trade me speech

The speech that comes about 6 months into a dating relationship, where the woman (usually) asks if the relationship will be leading to marriage, and if it isn't, let her find a less commitment phobic suitor. Very similar to a star athlete who is riding the bench asking his manager to "Play me here or trade me to a team that will."

"How are things going with the new girl??"

"Not good, she gave me the Play me or Trade me speech last weekend..."

"After two months of dating?? That is harsh.."

by IrishMike February 22, 2008

sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.

Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.

by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011

Speechy

One who fluently speaks phonetics, and nothing else.

wʌn ˈhuː ˈfluːəntli ˈspiːks fəˈnetɪks, ænd ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈels ɪz eɪ <speechy>

by Azerick February 14, 2012

Splerch

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

superchill

A word to describe the coolest of peeps. Someone who let's negative emotions roll off quickly and who allows herself to enjoy the good things in life. This person makes a great leader because she says idgaf about the small shit. But when you do well, she's there to remind you. Superchill.

"Silvia is a superchill supervisor"
"Yo that dog is superchill"
"Kiri is superchill too. Together, we make a superchill team!"

by kaykaypower December 4, 2018