sootiest

Someone, who is either oblivious or retarded.

do you see that guy over there he's being a total sootiest

by alex scoot May 9, 2018

soodle

sarah lovely is literally a soodle (aka soods) she slays like a mother fucking boss and you wish you were soodle

I wish I was soodle, because she slays.

by soods the nig March 18, 2018

Scootle

The act of dropping a load in your girlfriend then shitting on her and rubbing it into the nut.

Yeah I was dating Jamie but she didn't like it when I did a scootle.

by Lil Toaster July 27, 2018

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

soother cock

A one-off (possibly anonymous) sexual encounter between two people for the sole purpose of mutual stress/anxiety relief, especially in the context of parties or kink-oriented social gatherings.

Person 1: "Dude, the idea of losing my job has been driving me nuts the last week or two."
Person 2: "You want some soother cock?"
Person 1: "Fuck yeah, I was hoping someone would ask me!"

by eddievhfan1984 January 23, 2020

sootLUL

sootLUL is and twitch emote from wilbur soot, you can use it when you are his sub. it is something Wilbur Soot without nose smiling (haha). It is similar to lol

streamer: *says something funny*
chat: sootLUL sootLUL PogChamp

by Karpy48 January 4, 2021

sootlight

My little cum sock

When you call someone sootlight they will immediately fall in love with you and bow down to you

by shsvdhjebevqjs December 20, 2021