Sombreros but not all breros

The capricious nature of life. Seeing both sides. Taking the good with the bad. Moving on.

"I haven't seen your boyfriend around."
"Well you know, sombreros but not all breros."

by Mr Special September 9, 2018

Sombrero Rex

Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer

Bro, Sombrero Rex just started a fucking crusade to destroy the furries, he do be kinda lit tho ngl

by thunderpacito September 28, 2019

Donkey Sombrero

The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).

Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.

Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night

by Boyledstones November 29, 2011

burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.

The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.

by dratliff October 24, 2014

double sombrero

Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".

Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!

OR

I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?

by bigchicago June 19, 2016

no sombrero

1. a phrase that’s the equivalent of “no joke”, that when used in exclamation, is akin to “you’re kidding!”
basically a spicier way of saying no cap

2. that’s wild

1 ~ mark: “ion have the money for that”
josé: “are you for real bro”
mark: “ yeah, no tengo dinero, no sombrero”

2~ josé: “yo did you hear maria started stripping at the party last night?”
mark: “no sombrero”

by hotcheetos69 May 30, 2020