A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.
Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.
by e-rips December 16, 2003
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Get the Mashing Softies mug.the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.
by lavazza July 28, 2006
Get the mr. softie mug.The prestige brand of luxury hotels owned by the French company Accor. Frequented by those with discriminating taste. Brings to life the French art of "joie de vivre" with fine rooms and appointments, classy French-made toiletries and a top-notch French restaurant in the hotel. Also has a really cute little gift shop, Le Petite Kiosque, that sells various French-made items such as flowers from Provence, and other must-haves the the discriminating Francophile. Also features a boulangerie (if you don't know the meaning, then you're definitely a member of the classe inférieure) featuring delicious croissants and other patisseries made by Lenotre-trained chefs. The hotel makes for a romantic getaway from the pressures of the world. The prices are high enough to keep the proles and petit-bourgeois types away. Sans un doute, mon hôtel favori. Au revoir!
When we checked in at the Sofitel, we were relieved to see guest clad in such haute couture such as Versace, Armani and Herrera. We simply knew we had come to the right place!
by Degust Snob August 11, 2004
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“I’m Sofie. Am I a squirrel?”
“I’m Sofie. I might be a big-headed mexican girl, or a gay ass bitch. Do I hate countrymusic? And chinese? The language? I don’t know anymore.”
“I’m Sofie. I might be a big-headed mexican girl, or a gay ass bitch. Do I hate countrymusic? And chinese? The language? I don’t know anymore.”
by SadSquirrel November 22, 2021
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Get the softie mug.Phrase used to describe a police officer's application of the baton upside the head of some stupid bastard who deserves it.
Frank was watching "COPS" last night when we were over. We watched some dudes who stole some poor lady's car and went on a high speed chase all over town. They rammed several cop cars then totalled the stolen car on an embankment. Damn, it was good to see the officers soften the meat on the driver!
by Frank Klaune May 1, 2005
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