Sleepy weasel

The act of acting like you’re falling asleep and/ or destructions , so you can put your head in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

That girl was being a sleepy weasel last night after one drink.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Sleepycream

When you get raped in the ass when you least expect it or you wake up with a creampie

Goddammit, I got sleepycreamed

by natzijew45 September 17, 2021

sleepy eyed jackson

When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.

Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.

by Jeff "Sloppy Joe" Lundquist December 29, 2003

slerp

slerp means sleep but with a book on top of you. typically used when one needs to sleep but must be bored to death to shut their eyes so they read a textbook and fall asleep with said book on top of them.

Boy 1: Just go to slerp
Boy 2: you mean sleep?

Boy 1: no, slerp, it helps you fall asleep faster fam.

Boy 2: aight gee imma go slerp right now

by doctorfluke December 3, 2018

sleepy

me

i am sleepy

by everybody in Saghalie May 14, 2019

Sleepy joe

A term used to describe joe Biden’s early onset of dementia, and slouched attitude.

Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.

Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.

Joe Biden: “come on, man!”

by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020

fake sleepy sex

when you just can't sleep and you can't find anything better to do than suck on your lover's penis, but doing so gently enough to provide an erection without waking him up. Inevitably he wakes up but he's having such a good time he'll pretend he's asleep. If you look up he's got one eye open but may or may not continue to snore and may even shift positions to make things more easy to configure.

"so have you seen a doctor about your insomnia?"

"no, he said I should continue to provide sleepy sex until I pass out."

by MintyLeila June 29, 2005