Slumpy Henderson

A name used to describe someone who is tired, lazy, unmotivated or is otherwise exhausted or incapacitated.

What did end up doing on Saturday?
Oh geez, not shit I was a Slumpy Henderson after Friday night.

Na, I don't think I'll make it tonight I'm slumping like a Henderson
ah c'mon don't be a Snooby Haglar.
I totally would, but I've working all day, I'm the slumpiest of Hendersons right now.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 12, 2017

skimpy skimp

Something a young girls mom calls her when she buys thongs

my daughter is such a skimpy skimp , do those even count as underwear?

by Skimpyemmama June 23, 2018

Skump Bump

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

by Dick Tell July 24, 2018

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.

Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!

by That hot chick January 27, 2014

damn skimpy

it's Damn SkiPpy
and that means "yes"

Did you get them new Jordans?

Damn Skippy!!!

by marcjon78 September 8, 2003

damn skimpy

Adjective.
1-An inordinate lack of something.Usually clothes
2-A very small number or amount of a given object.

Did you see that Dirrty video? Her dress was damn skimpy.

by uberdave September 10, 2003