The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.
9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.
Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.
9 year old: hey you single.
other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.
9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...
Son: you single?
Mom: umm what...
Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.
9 year old: hey you single.
other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.
9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...
Son: you single?
Mom: umm what...
by JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE June 20, 2017
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February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.
Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*
by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009
Get the singles awareness day mug.The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.
Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"
Plumber: "The what?"
Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*
Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"
...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...
Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"
Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"
by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009
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by Steven Adams July 30, 2008
Get the seeing eye single mug.otherwise known as Valentine's Day, when people celebrate their love for each other. Occurring on the 14th of February, this day reminds those who do not have a Valentine of their singleness. Contrary to popular belief, this holiday celebrates not only romantic love, but also love between family and friends. Please remember your single friends on Valentine's Day! (you assholes.)
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