shplongle

To be so inebriated your eyes cross in different directions.

We were having a great night until Joey got Shplongled!

by NoahHealy April 24, 2023

splanga

a slap you give to someone when they act like a bledder or when they say sum dumb

ik hou yusu van voeten man
ey stop met praten voordat ik je splanga geef

by lilkindz November 6, 2023

Shplong

An alternative name for mixing marijuana and tobacco in a bowl and smoking it out of a bong. It’s like a spliff for a bong.

“Yo Jimbob, pack a shplong and bring it outside”

by eySuki November 29, 2023

Shplandit

An overweight, deaf elderly cat with dementia who is loved more than anything in the world.

"I cant believe your cat is 17 years old!" "Yes, Bandit is a shplandit."

by 1Sexyfreakymama March 22, 2024

shplank

One of the many variations of Jamin, a Jamin becomes a shplank or shplankamin when their brain starts to dumb down due to lack of Brain activity.

You’re acting very Shplank today

by Dr.Roberto April 4, 2024

shplingus

A joke a spickle makes that is surprisingly unfunny for their normally hilarious personality.

“What a shplingus!”

by pepethewonder February 19, 2025

The Splangs

The involuntary, orchestral, simultaneous movement of every muscle in your body when you are asleep... You know... that dream, where you are about to fall off a cliff/bike/hooker... then, SPLANG! and you wake up saying... What the Fuck!

Dude, I was so having a great sleep, until I got The Splangs!

by Fabulous Fabe December 10, 2008