Shmooft

A versatile word that can be used in most situations, whether it's a compliment or an insult. This word has pretty much no meaning except to prove the fact that a baseless word that sounds nice can sound real.

Insult:
"My man's just got Shmooft on bro"
Compliment:
"My dude's Shmooft bro!"

by Eccenctricaid June 24, 2021

Shlofty

A shlofty person is one who doesn’t care about their appearance. They would rather dress in sweats and slides for comfort rather than for fashion.

Ugh David is so shlofty, always dressing like a bum.

Lonz is such a shloft.

by Healmytits69 July 31, 2021

Shmoctopus

If an octopus wants to become a Schmoctopus it can.

Look! It's a Shmoctopus.

by The Composter ( soos ) August 13, 2021

Shmotus

Onomatopoeia for anything

Drops bookshelf *shmotus*

by termiteairplane November 24, 2021

Shmoot

A person playing games on a toilet

Bob was being a shmoot playing games in his bathroom.

by Napkins_chair02 February 12, 2022

shmorty

A Shorty That Smokes

Ryan: Know anyone who needs bud?

Liam: “Yea, this girls a shmorty”

by Youngbuckybandz June 13, 2022

Shmontied

An instance when one tries and fails

Dude, I just shmontied that shot !

by Kreamsodas September 16, 2022