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shitpedo

When you launch a shit into the toilet at high speeds.

Shitpedo's will generally cause mass destruction and shitnami's
"I had a shitpedo earlier, I had to call the plumber."
by Kaylyn~ July 24, 2009
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Shitpanning

(verb) to shitpan. When one or a group of drunken people attempt to cook for themselves in the early hours with disasterous effects. Extra points for using ingredients you don't technically own.

NB: This is not the process of deficating on the toilet seat as suggested by the noun 'shitpan'.
"Mate I'm not well after all the booze and shitpanning last night."

"Her flange tastes like a shitpanned stew."

"Want to come over for dinner? I promise I won't shitpan it."
by NotRichardCole January 29, 2010
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Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.
Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes
by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014
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Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
by phobosorino September 24, 2017
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Shitpoopotamus

A conceivable futuristic robot with the mind of a Roomba and the body of a Hungry Hungry Hippo. He rolls around day and night, chomping feces off the streets to make the world a cleaner place for humankind.
That Shitpoopotamus just ate my poop right off the sidewalk!
by William Shakesbeard November 6, 2018
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stain that shit up

When your dog barks nonstop with or without a reason.
WIFE: There is no one outside Zuri. Why are you barking?
HUSBAND: Ignore her. Stain that shit up Zuri.
by 50racer October 11, 2020
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Shitpimple

Word was coined at www.TeamFHA.com by the founder, Elusive. It is analagous to smacktard, fucktard, and asshat.
1. Smartass
2. Noob
3. Dumbass
4. Fuckhead
1. That's it, that's it, what shitpimple just ran into my plane.

2. Next time I get in a plane, why don't you shitpimples get in an AA and help me out.

3. Bullshit!! There is no way that shitpimple knew I was there.
by MoFo November 18, 2004
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