shitlord

A person who behaves like a troll, but is acting genuinely. A person who may be loathsome but can be entertaining because they are so ridiculous. A person who is such a tool it can be imagined that they have some domain over shit itself.

Phil Fish, the developer of Fez
Donald Trump

Person 1: "I can't believe that guy picked Sniper, demanded middle, went 0-4 and left."
Person 2: "What a fucking shitlord."

A shitlord can be imagined sitting atop a shit hill on his shit throne, spewing diarrhetoric for unfortunate ears to hear.

by Decimus, the Galactic Devourer September 1, 2013

Shitlag

The time lapse between your fart and the smell hitting yours, or indeed any one else's nostrils.

Have you just farted?
Yes
Can't smell it yet.
Don't worry there's a bit of a shitlag on that one.

by wombledrummer February 4, 2010

Shitblogga

A person or persons who rely on the worst ways to get their blogs out there. Such as; Promo for Promo or the illusive fan mail that starts with great blog you got going there, don't mind if I use some of your content?.... on a regular basis.

"Promo for Promo - I have ten followers" "Dude, you're such a Shitblogga"

"Follow for Follow - I'm desperate to reach 5 followers" "Only Shitbloggas have 5 followers"

by Prime Extravagance May 24, 2012

Shitloader

Someone who shits way too much in one day. Someone who never stops having the shits when they don't have diarrhea.

Bob just crapped for the 6th time today and he doesn't have diarrhea, he must really be quite the shitloader.

by Anonymous reality November 6, 2013

shitlocked

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Shit log stalker

A nosey person that stalks people always seen staring at people or always getting in other people business typically a nosey neighbour.

Are neighbour Jim is always so nosey he is such a “shit log stalker”

by shovel breaker January 15, 2022

Shitdogging

When you perform intimate acts with someone and they start shitting while doing doggystyle.

My boyfriend suggested that we try shitdogging tonight. I'm excited.

by Ingecastle September 16, 2022