slitigation

Courtroom-wrangling regarding either unwanted or improperly-formed/positioned blade-cuts in fabric.

Garfield loves to exercise his "paw-pals" on couches, curtains, and other household -furnishings, and so his owner Jon is always at risk of slitigation from irate homeowners and shopkeepers.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

shituation

When you are confused by the actions of others.
This is a shituation.

People making assumptions------Shituation

People posting random videos-----Shituation

Work----Shituation

School------Shituation

by IHaveNoIdealol March 11, 2013

Shituation

The Worst Possible Situation that could happen

When He Lied About His Homework He Noticed He Was In A Shituation Where He Had To Make It All Up

by ExplodingGold September 7, 2014

shituation

Any circumstances resulting in dismal failure and disappointment.

That party was a shituation I'll be trying very hard to forget.

by 10commoncents April 14, 2015

shitvitation

A Shitvitation is when you are invited to a friend's place and you take a massive shit in their bathroom and then proceed to leave immediately after.

Dude came over and used my bathroom like I gave him a Shitvitation.

by Lollipop Bling January 11, 2016

Shituation

Describes a situation that has gone to complete shit.

E.g "My missus just caught me having an anal threesome with her step sister and step mum"

"That's a pretty shituation"

by SimpleIsaac June 7, 2016