Shitballs

General statement of amazement or disgust.

"Holy shitballs, Jim! Did you see her ass?"

or;

"Holy shitballs, those are some nasty-ass pubes."

by Justin Herbert December 9, 2008

shibbatical

A combination of the words "shit" and "sabbatical." When you have to take a crap and you know it will take a while and you requires some form of entertainment while doing your business. When going "on shibbatical" one might take a laptop, telephone, book, homework assignment, magazine, gameboy, or perhaps a portable television.

"Hey John O, where are you going with your laptop?"
"Dude, I ate a shitload of taco bell earlier, I'm going on shibbatical."

by Mary K February 5, 2006

shitathon

v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.

Sorry I couldn't answer your call yesterday, I was shitathoning

by Sue Dough Nimm February 19, 2009

shitature

Good literature to read while taking a shit.

Let's put some good shitature in our bathroom, so we can read while taking a shit.

by Shawis2funforGG February 23, 2011

shitwatch 2011

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...

Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls

by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011

shitlature

Any reading material (i.e. books, comics, magazines, etc.) that one takes into the bathroom to read during a bowel movement. No matter the condition of the reading material, once it has been taken to the bathroom, it becomes shitlature.

Steve: Hey man, don't you have a copy of the Collected Works of Edgar Allan Poe?

Dave: Yeah. You can borrow it if you want. It's in the bathroom in the magazine rack.

Steve: Hell no man! I don't want your shitlature!

by Bathroom Reader November 15, 2012

Shituation

A shitty situation for everyone except Sean Connery

Guy1: I got caught wanking in the exam hall
Guy2: Sounds like a bloody shituation bro.

by rujuunnum June 9, 2017