sheit

Shit, but worse.

Holy Sheit Man thats REALLY SHITTY

by Alec Wag January 31, 2003

brick shithouse

Heavy set; stocky; well built. As in “He was built like a brick shithouse”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

Shithead

(Sha-theed)

A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are:

-Counting to six
-Seeing God
-Never being hungry
-Doing a Black Flip
-Providing abortions
-Burning down a hospital
-Guaranteeing protection
-Jumping across the street
-Sleeping in a chair
-Singing in the choir
-Immunity to AIDS
-Peeing with the lights off
-Finding you

She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.

I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.

by greatjeeeorb November 7, 2011

shithouse ginger rogers

Someone who sits in a public restroom stall and taps their foot to signal people in adjoining stalls in search of sex.

Senator Craig recently got busted for pulling a shithouse Ginger Rogers in a public restroom at the Minneapolis airport.

by David Attella December 9, 2008

shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shithawk

A big shitty bird that swoops down and puts poop on you

I'm watching you... Like a shithawk

by the shitapillar November 19, 2010

mc-sheethan

A combo of "massive smash" and "Shizer" A turd that is so large normal English can do it no justice, thus the butchering of the Scottish language. Other combos inlcude mc-fizenberg and shizer-mcnuggen-fife.

I ate a whole can of oat meal then drank a gallon of coffee. I let the atom bomb in my intestine solidify, then took a mc-sheethan so big, there was a birth certificate in the toilet.

by tb2_nola January 4, 2010