Shagina

A slang term for a medically documented case of a person with a shallow vagina.

Anne: "Well I for one know that my doctor has told me that I have a shallow vagina. And when a man thrusts during intercourse, it HURTS"

Others:*snickering*she's got a SHAGINA.

by maythederivativebewithyou November 3, 2009

Segilola

Segilola is a special type of coconut; invisible in the dark but otherwise an exceptionally diplomatic bi-nutter.

Chinklies thought he saw the faintest outline of a Segilola but infact it was just his imagination playing with the darkness.

Gibbers was tasting the coconut and sensed some nuttiness, then she realized it was a Segilola

by Dirty imo's June 8, 2011

Ell Shegg

A misspelling of Egg Shell in which the first part of "egg" is paired with the last part of "shell", and the first part of "shell" is combined with last part of "egg".

Michael: Do you ever put accidently get ell sheggs in your food?
Me: You mean egg shells?
Michael: Yeah yeah egg shells, not ell sheggs...

by Crazy Fishboy February 24, 2021

sheaing it

v. The act of consistantly obsessing about one individual, typically a female.

Dude, that guy likes her so much that he's fricken Sheaing it.

by DT_21 September 19, 2003

Segis

The hottest lesbian girl ever and hates people over 31.

Evil mastermind that is slowly causing the world to crumble before him.

Guy who gets laid any time he wants to

Guy#1:Whoa dude did you see that segis over there?
Guy#2:.........Ohh yea i do

Guy#1:I think i saw that segis guy in the street a while back, do you think i should tell the police?
Guy#2: no way man, hell kill you!!!

Guy#1:Man....I wish i was as lucky as segis.

by Lol _Mazter March 1, 2009

shegging

The process of firing projectile eggs from your asshole.

Amateurs should use hardboiled eggs, working up to soft boiled, and eventually straight from the carton!

Yo Brandon, grab those eggs you just bought, we're goin' shegging!

by Antoine Simpson April 13, 2008

Shagimaw

A fearsome critter from American folklore, the shagimaw has the front legs of a bear and back legs akin to a moose. It is renowned for walking upside down for a total of 440 steps, and then walking upright for another 440 steps, thereby creating trails which easily ellude lumberjacks. Why lumberjacks, you ask? Because, like many creatures of American mythology, the shagimaw is known only to eat woodsmen. Source: Walker D. Wyman, 'Mythical Creatures of the U.S.A. and Canada.'

Herb: Ben, did you know there's a half-bear, half-moose walking on your ceiling?
Ben: Yeah, that's shagimaw, or 'Shaggy' for short. He's harmless to us because we're not lumberjacks.

by Killy_ October 25, 2011