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Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.
Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)
by Zach P. August 17, 2006
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sheeting

A private romantic rendezvous between two males, behind a hanging (usually white) bed sheet.

Usually hung from prison cell doors.

Following the standard prison rules that only the receiver is gay.
He is taking a sheeting from his Project Manager.
by dan_the_hedge_fund September 22, 2006
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sheeping

sheeping is the act of a married couple taking turns sodomizing a fully grown male sheep roleplaying as a Sheppard
honey what time Would you like to go sheeping tonight?I'm craving tight sheep bootyhole
by junesfineaswine November 6, 2019
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Sheening

One who complains about mostly everything. Someone that gets easily annoyed or frustrated if something in life goes wrong.
Ever since she had to stay indoors for social distancing measures, Sophia couldn't stop sheening about it.

She couldn't help but sheen about having to take online classes.
by natbaby April 9, 2020
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Speeding Ticket

(NOUN): A summons issued to a coworker or employee when they screw up a task because of task saturation. Or a summons your spouse issues to you for screwing something up even though you are managing a thousand things correctly.
e.g., 1) My boss keeps giving me more sh*t to do just so he can give me a speeding ticket for messing up a task. 2) My wife is always giving me speeding tickets when I screw up and when I give her a speeding ticket, she always figures out how to turn it around and issue the speeding ticket back at me.
by Barely Managing February 13, 2023
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speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.
Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
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bike shedding

Another name for Parkinson's Law of Triviality. It's when an individual or group fixates on discussing trivial issues or ones way outside their area of expertise because the pressing issues they actually need to resolve are too hard for them to constructively engage with.

You know you're the victim of bike shedding when a colleague wants to call a meeting to discuss his face-palmingly idiotic suggestions for your project while deliberately ignoring critical problems of their own that they don't know how to fix or get started with.
Developer: The CEO wants to be involved in the website redesign
Marketing: And the COO too. Pure bike shedding.
by jetpants May 1, 2019
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