scared horny

When one is so afraid and experiencing so much fear that their scared emotions get all mixed up and the end result is extreme horniness with fearful shaking and or crying. Or, when one is so horny that they find themselves absolutely terrified of everything!

"Claire couldn't stop the shaking in her legs... she didn't know if it was the fear... or the horniness. Yes, there was a murderer in the house, but she hadn't gotten any for a whole day and while she was afraid for her life she had that insatiable lust; there was only one explanation: she was scared horny."

by enumclaw man 2k MGK March 18, 2010

Shared a Cube

Two straight men that work together who, on more than one occasion, have shared a deep and gratifying sexual experience.

Joe and Gary really shared a cube last night.

by TheMaskedAvenger June 27, 2008

I no scared

A declaration of a singular lack of fear faced with improbable odds. Must be said in simple Welsh accent.

"The boys said I wouldn't strawpedo a bottle of wine but I no scared."

by theTimmer1 November 3, 2006

Shared Sacrifice

Everyone give up the goods so me and my friends can have more. (Typically spoken by elected officials or upper management)

Elected Official to Constituents: "We all have to pay a little more in property taxes. It's a small shared sacrifice so we can keep teachers, firefighters, and police officers on the payroll".

Elected Official to Staff: "Pay raises for everyone, and if you need me, I'll be investigating our Sister City in the Bahamas".

by Putyourbrainon73 July 10, 2010

ScaredAssPussy

a person who is way to afraid to confront someone in person, so they spread rumors and talk anonymously to them, calling them made up bullshitty words to try and offend them, while clearly failing. Is fat, and has no real friends to talk to this about. Finds defense in offences to other people.

Person 1: God i have this fucking annoying cunt hating me on formspring
Person 2: Oh god, what a scaredasspussy. i almost feel bad for how pathetic they are...

by BULLSHITTYY January 26, 2011

Scared turtle

When a penis gets cold and hides for a while

"This water is making me pull a scared turtle"

by Phillip cobra September 16, 2014

scaredaphobic

I person who is scared of being scared.

Example: Someone who is afraid to watch scary movies.

Opposite of someone who loves to have the shit scared out of them....scary rollercoasters...movies etc.

My girlfriend is such a scaredaphobic because she will never see a scary movie with me.

by black dogs 3 July 8, 2009