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by Hi I am a guy 653 November 28, 2021

Service

To have sex with a female

Tell me you wouldn't service that.

by ratfacemcjammyjont November 9, 2008

bottle service

The lame new trend of clubs charging $500 for a $20 bottle of liquor, so that patrons think they are cool spending lots of money.

For VIP entrance to a club, you must order bottle service.

by Jake Q January 2, 2009

sevie

1.A name used by older middle school students to describe dim-witted or annoying seventh graders.

2.Generally degrading, the term is occasionally an endearment (i.e. my special sevie).

Generally though, it is an exclimation of annoyance toward the newbs.

3. A term thats usage is the only gratifying part of being in eighth grade.

Seventh Grader 1: "Where is my classroom...I can't find it even though the school is one big circle divided into two hallways specified clearly for seventh and eighth graders"

Seventh Grader 2"I know, I just can't figure anything out, even though the set-up is logical and has been explained to me several times. I hate middle school!"

Seventh Grader 3"I would rather be at home supplimenting my Jonas Brothers shrine"

Rebecca(eighth grader): Oh my God! Get out of my way you stupid sevies!

by Veronica St. James February 18, 2009

The Cool Sevie

This is a rare thing, but it can happen. A cool sevie is a seventh grader who has maraculasly gained the approvial of any of the "cool eigth graders." :)

Jenna(7th grader)(to eigth graders): Hey guys!
Multiple 8th graders: Hey, it's the cool sevie!
Kayla (7th grader) (to 8th graders): Hey!
Multiple 8th graders: Why is she talking to us...?

(It can be more than just 8th graders, too.. it can be any 8th grader or high schooler.)

by xnicolemarie January 25, 2009

Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.

Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*

by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010

child protective services

a number that is called once for every 7-year-old who uses TikTok.

"Hey Tom, you got any idea why Child Protective Services just had a huge spike in calls?"

"Yeah, 3 million a day is pretty wack."

by anonymous April 10, 2021