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suisexual

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual
1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.
by genna buzz April 4, 2005
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SCEMOSEXUAL

Someone who is not only bisexual, but also a scenemo, or emo scene person. Anybody who is scenemo, scene, emo, scemosexual, or otherwise is considered the scourge of the earth and are often considered by the Catholic church to be worse then those who worship Satan. The only people who are worse then emo/scene/scemosexual (it's really all the same thing) are gangsters who are pretty much a disturbed branch of scene themselves.
Pope: I can deal with Satan, electric genital torture, hell, even ritual anal mutilation, but SCEMOSEXUALS? Hell no.
by 10bilPennies November 1, 2009
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Semibisexual

A weird word that liberals use instead of saying straight because they are disappointments to their families.
John: What is your sexuality?
Mark: I’m semibisexual.

John: What does that mean?
Mark: It means I only like the opposite gender.

John: So you’re straight you fucking social reject loser.
by Jk920 May 5, 2021
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demisexual

A demisexual person is not sexually attracted to someone unless they have a close bond/relationship with said person. For example, I am demi-bi Someone can be demi-heterosexual, demi-homosexual, demi-bisexual, demi-pansexual, etc. It is not an extreme love for demi lovato. It is a real thing.
1: Hey, do you want to fuck?
2: No, I'm demi sexual. If we were closer and you weren't some guy on omegle, then maybe.
1: what the actual fuck
2: do you need the definition of demisexual or...
1: fuck off, freaky bitch. Drop dead.
2: haha your such a fuckboy. Have fun sucking your own clock. Oh wait, it's too small for you to reach.
1: it's 10 inches bitch. If you weren't such a freak making up sexualities, you would know that.
2: Hey, demi sexual is a real fucking sexuality. Goodbye
by drumming-demi-bi May 13, 2015
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Demisexual

Not having sexual feelings for others unless a strong emotional bond is formed. Yes, it exists, I'm kne myself.
Boy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: I just met you, why would I wanna have sex? Besides, I'm demisexual.
Boy: Damn it.
by (◉ᴥ◉) March 17, 2019
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Semibisexual

A fake ass sexuality that h0m0ph0b3!c straights made up to feel special but they are really not. Semibisexual is not valid and never will be just like dreamsexual, animesexual, foodsexual, tiktoksexual etc. if you are any of these sexuality’s I named or semibisexual you are not valid and are mocking the LGBTQ community.
“I am semibisexual so I am not fucking valid and mocking the LGBTQ community.”
by A bisexual bad bitch February 12, 2021
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skisexual

A person who has such a strong love for cross country skiing that they prefer the sport over people.
Jim: Dude, Karen turned down a date with me, and skied instead.
Chuck: Yeah man didn't you hear she's skisexual.
by 907mountainchild November 23, 2015
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