Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007

Unleashin the salami

A romantic way to pleasure the ladies.

She was being cold to me so i unleashed the salami and slapped that bitch.

by Hey wookie...what? scott ur gay! AHAHAH scott gay plx February 27, 2004

salami sling

Really tight speedo's worn by fat males or metrosexuals hoping to attract another male.

You could see his nuts hanging out in that salami sling.

by Matt Frankenfield May 13, 2006

salami rocket

1. A rocket powered by salami and blackpowder on the popular show Mythbusters.
2. A not-so-clever name for one's penis.

1. Dude, did you see Mythbusters? They launched a salami rocket!
2. I'd love to launch my salami rocket at her.

by hyneman August 13, 2008

mas selamat

The terrorist who managed to escape from a toilet in singapore.

Mas Selamat: Hey it's hari raya. Selamat hari raya you guys! Now how do I get out of this toilet....

by The white jack March 4, 2008

bearded salami

A penis - The salami being the penis and the beard, the pubes.

First mentioned in romanian profanity: "salam barbos"

Eat bearded salami with the ass!

by Darkindy-UD January 18, 2010

Hard Salami

Hard Salami refers to a male's aroused penis.

"I've got a hard salami for you"

by Hard Salami August 10, 2014