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Seinfeld

THE best show ever made!
Main characters:
George
Jerry
Elain
Kramer, Cosmo

They're always getting into trouble with other people who aren't really like them. They have there own world that really depends on Superman and cerial. Incase some people watching the show didn't notice, in every episode there is something about Superman, whether it's said or seen.

No show out there has yet to match it.
George:What about a show about nothing?
Jerry:Are you out of your mind? Okay, what would happen in show?
George:What did you do today?
Jerry:Well I got up, I took a shower, got dressed, and came here.
George:There's a show, that's a show!
Jerry:So you want me to go into NBC and tell them we want to do a show about nothing?
George:Exactly!
Jerry:I think you may have something here.
by Big D June 27, 2004
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Seinfeld

The greatest sitcom ever invented. Ran for like 9 seasons, and every episode was fucking hilarous. Besides, it had Kramer.
Kramer: Jerry, your gonna be the first pirate!
Jerry: But i don't wanna be a pirate!!
by Pyro Maniac May 9, 2004
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Noob seizure

When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.
"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."

"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
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seismic rattle

When a person motorboats another's ass cheecks vigorously. Especially used when whipped cream is involved or chocolate syrup.
Yo nigga that girl be so tight i would seismic rattle that fine ass!
by Derek Jeters June 4, 2010
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seiji

1. the sexiest most beautiful asian you will ever see. everyone loves him, hes sweet and charming and is the only asian to ever to have a big dick. he does some dumbass stuff sometimes. everyone thinks hes on drugs, but he just has no common sense.
1."omg, you know that guy seiji?"

"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."

"hes not."

"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"

"hes just dumb."

"oh."
by theneverendingcircle January 4, 2012
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Cum Seizure

when a cum dumpster takes an unusually large load and short circuits neurons never used sending them into an epileptic like seizure.
Holy fuck, Johnny's huge load just sent sally into a cum seizure.
by samsarai February 23, 2011
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