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seychelles

africa's only wealthy country, it's made up of a number of tiny islands spread out over the indian ocean. the portuguese, british, and french all came here to trade (and conquer). in the 1970s, it became independent and drew up a constitution guaranteeing a one party state. 15 years later, a coup changed that. now this nation is doing ok because of tourism and fishing. and it's a good tax haven too. the swiss love to put their money here.
seychelles has a pretty big divide between rich and poor, but for an african country, it's doing damn good.
by Ben E. Hama February 4, 2007
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seicher

A two nickle prostitute that uses a piece of corn he got from his corn field to molest his pigs
by L|TH|UM February 22, 2003
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Reece Seychell

A kid who can play guitar, often male. He likes to "Tap That Shit" He likes the sex with the females, He is quite good at this.
Eg. Reece Seychell would you like to tap that shit? Reece Seychell then replied: Yes, Yes i would like to tap that shit, He then played his guitar.
by megajigaboo5493212 October 16, 2008
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sexchamp

1. an individual with extreme sexual prowess
2. a person who will make you quiver with desire
Sam put it to me so well I could not think straight, he is a real sexchamp.
by ballergirl February 4, 2010
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Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.
You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.
by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013
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Seether

Seether is neither loose nor tight.
Seether is neither black nor white.
Seether is neither big nor small.
Seether is the center of it all.

It's something you just can't fight
Oh she may not look like other girls,
But she's a snarl tooth seether.
by Bleoox June 27, 2019
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ete sech

Ete Sech. Level of power: 100000. El Pepe's greatest enemy.
ete sech: Ete seeeeeech. El peeeeepe
by Lesitotito1124 January 19, 2021
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