Scunny

Popular abbreviation for the Noth Lincolnshire town of "Scunthorpe". Not to be confused with "Scummy" or "Scumthorpe".

We're off to sunny scunny!

by Ssiidd October 28, 2006

scunch

To plug your pooper in any way possible when a toilet is nowhere to be found, or in order to keep from shitting your pants in public. Mostly done by clenching with the buttocks and, in the event of a prairie dog, sitting on the heel of your foot in an attempt to shove it back up your bum.

Albert: "Man I really gotta poo."
Mick: "Scunch it, man. Scunch it like you mean it."
Albert:"I don't know if I can scunch it until we find a rest stop."
Mick: "Then sit on your heel."
Albert: "Thanks bro."

by Scunchmeister November 29, 2011

Scunderbuss

A large, gross broad who decides that the juice is worth the squeeze when she finds the poo-dollar. In other words, she picks up the dollar, realizes that there is shit on it, scrapes the shit off, and sticks it in her purse.

"WOOO did you see that scunderbuss scrape that dollar. She now has shit on everthing in her purse, and still walked into the club"

by Port Crane March 24, 2007

Scancho

Scancho is a nickname for those of a male species, a cross between scott and sancho(a common spanish name for scott). It is uncommon, but when seen is often liked. Scancho is meant for those who are highly intelligent, handsome, and well-liked.

Hey Scancho, that party was pretty insane, huh?

by Scott Bialor March 21, 2008

scunt bag titty whore

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.

damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.

by skeet skeetles August 28, 2013

scunger

a woman who smells around the minge and who likes to get her filthy chewing gum grey knickers and bra off for a quick shit fuck in a pub car park.
they usually wear baggy cheap market jumpers and ski pants and come from tadley in hampshire.

wot a fucking minger,shes a real scunger,i bet her cunt smells like a fish fryers cuff!!!

by i hate scungers June 4, 2004

Scunter

A lady who wipes her arse the wrong way wiping shit into her minge.
Taken from the words "shit" and "cunt".

Orig. The Plough Inn, Great Clacton... The Land Lady was a scunter

i'll never go down on her again, she was a scunter!

by SiPac January 5, 2007